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"Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner."

"I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure."

"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it."

"Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them."

"Man always gets less than he demands from life."

"When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."

"We need a president who's fluent in at least one language."

"I have often depended on the blindness of strangers."

"I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity."

"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."

"The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can."

"Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own."