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"Man always gets less than he demands from life."

"When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."

"We need a president who's fluent in at least one language."

"I have often depended on the blindness of strangers."

"I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity."

"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers."

"The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can."

"Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own."

"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'"

"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."